Monday, October 29, 2007

Halloween: A Stupid Event; A Perfect Excuse To Drink

Really now, human beings have this ridiculous tendancy to dress up like fools once a year and gallavant around in hopes that their costume will gain some reaction from onlookers. Well fuck that, I say. It isn't different from any other day, aside from the ridiculous costumes. Ergo, drinking is more than suggested to mentally cope with all this visual bullshit.

The Manhattan

Easy to make, and easy to get drunk off of, yet retains a sense of style and sophistocation.

1 1/2 oz whiskey
1 1/2 oz sweet vermouth

Strain into cocktail or well glass.

The Flying Dutchman

Simple, tastes good, hits hard.

1 1/2 oz Gin
1 oz Cointreau

Mix in well glass.

The Four Horsemen

Wow, lol.

Double shot:
1 part Jose Cuervo
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Jim Beam
1 part Johnny Walker

Just make sure you don't end up like this dumbass:

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